OK. It's quite long, so I'll tell it as quick as I can.

A bloke goes into a pub with an ostrich and a cat, and they sit down at the bar. The barman comes up. 'What'll you have?'. The bloke says 'A pint please,' ostrich says 'A pint please,' cat says 'A half, please, as long as I'm not paying'. Barman serves them, says '$3.75 please' Bloke reaches into pocket, pulls out handfull of change, drops it on the bar. Barman counts it, puts it in till. They finish their drinks. Barman comes up, says 'Hows it going, fellas?' Bloke says, 'Another pint, please', ostritch says 'Another pint, please', cat says 'Another half, please, as long as I'm not paying'. Barman serves them, bloke pulls out handfull of change, drops it on the bar. Barman counts it, puts in it till. This goes on for some time: 'Another pint please,' Another pint please', 'Another half please, as long as I'm not paying', bloke puts right money on bar.

Eventually the barman asks, 'How come you're sitting here with this ostrich and this cat, and you always have the right money?'

The bloke says, 'Well, sometime ago I met a leprechaun. I did him a favour, and he said I could have three wishes. I didn't want to be rich, because I thought I might not be able to handle it, so I asked if I could always have enough money on me for what I wanted'.

Barman says, 'I see. What about the ostritch and the cat?'

The bloke says, 'Well, I had a bit of trouble with my second wish. I said I wanted a bird with long legs and a tight pussy. So here we are'.

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:funny: :laugh: careful what you wish for? Good one Skins

Gotta be a universal male wish, maybe.........

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er, wiggs ... you've been very quiet ... I hope my little pub story didn't cause any offence.

.... wiggs?

Hey Skins - don't panic mate - Wiggs has gotta have a sense of humour, being a Paso owner & all........ :thumbup: :thumbup:

You'll probably find that he's just out taking the dog for a looooong walk, while searching for a leprechaun......... :thumbup:

I hope so, Duck.

hi guys,
have been trying to fit the avonaire fairing to the '59 r69.it just seemed to sit on the bike crooked!? i'd loosen up all the mounts and push and pull and it still sat there crooked. after 2 or 3 days of playing this game i noticed the bike wasn't sitting straight up. after placing some shims under one foot of the center stand the bike AND fairing looked good!! ya, i have a sense of humor,i must to tell ya'll this so you can giggle at me.
loved the joke skins. reminds me of the golfer who found the leprechaun and was granted three wishes.well, at the 18 hole he was granted his 3rd wish of longer legs so "it" didn't drag the ground!(shortened version here but you know where it went).
i also like the downhill racer story. do you ever see those mates anymore?
a buddy called me saturday and told me of a 250 duke for sale.i told him i don't have any business buying any bikes right now.sunday noonish i call the guy and go look and buy it.damn,just what i didn't want to do.it's a '66 monza with 908 miles showing. this guy bought it from some guy 23 yrs ago and parked it in his garage. just got it home 2day and drained the oil,all 2 pints of it. took the carb off and am charging a battery for it to see if it may start.the old story time and no money or money and no time.
more later,gotta feed the boys,bonny too.

That's a relief, wiggs.

Fairings and screens can be funny things to fit - lots of subtle curves to balance.

Yeah, still close to the boys on that downhill run. One of them might do some milling for me (though he doesn't know it yet) when it comes to tool-making for the buckle.

Well done with the Monza! A good investment, I'd say.

Heard this one two days ago: A bloke says to his wife, 'I killed four flies today.' She says, 'Did you really?' He says, 'Yeah, one male and three females.' She says, 'Don't be rediculous, how do you know they were one male and three females?' He says, 'It was quite straight-forward: the male was sitting on a can of beer, and the three females were on the phone.'